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    Answering machine At A Mental Hospital... "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline ..." If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone, number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0. If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you." If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just screw it up

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    Funny My Ass Guest

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    It&#039;s not funny at all to someone who knows someone (or IS someone) with one of these mental disorders.<BR><BR>I don&#039;t understand why we have been so conditioned to be kind to people with physical disabilities, but people with mental disabilities are still fair game. Short of taking medication, a person with a mental disability can do little about their condition, just as blind people cannot force themselves to see, deaf people cannot force themselves to hear, and amputees cannot grow new limbs.

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