Pretend that you have been overcome with some mysterious tropical disease and stay at home(or go to the pub)!!!<BR><BR>OR<BR><BR>Come clean and explain that although you claimed to be an expert in ASP you were in fact lying and and then do a runner.
LECTURE:<BR><BR>ASP is good. Repeat *100<BR>You are all going to love ASP. Repeat *100<BR>I am your friend. Repeat *100<BR><BR>To be said wide eyed whilst waving ones hands mysteriously infront of the face.