A couple was sleeping like innocent babies. Suddenly, about 3 a.m., they hear noises outside their bedroom.<BR>The woman wakes up and totally frightened says to the man:<BR>-Aaaaaiiiiiiiii, it must be my husband!!!<BR>The guy gets up in a rush and jumps out the window, landing in a cactus.<BR>In a few seconds he comes back and says:<BR>-Hey! I’m your husband!<BR>