Math jokes

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## Math jokes

97.3% of all statistics are made up.<BR><BR>There are three kinds of mathematicians: those who can count and those who cannot.<BR><BR>Q. Did you hear the one about the statistician?<BR>A. Probably....<BR><BR>Expand (a+b)^n.<BR><BR>Solution: (a+b)^n<BR><BR> (a + b) ^ n<BR><BR> (a + b) ^ n<BR><BR> (a + b) ^ n<BR>etc.<BR><BR><BR><BR>Q. Why did the cat fall off the roof?<BR>A. Because he lost his mu.

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## I liked the expand one!

Hadn&#039;t seen that one before.<BR><BR>The cat/roof/mu one *sounds* funny, but it isn&#039;t logically consistent. Or is there something in physics having to do with "mu" that I am missing???<BR><BR>

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## (mew=sound cats make, mu=coeff of friction)

;-)

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## mew=sound cats make,: NO! Really?

I didn&#039;t remember that mu was the coefficient of friction. Which is why I worded the question as I did.<BR><BR>But you get points for whacking me upside the head.<BR><BR>&#060;grumble/&#062;<BR>

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## ha

you have some ****ed up cats up there in north eastern PA, here in south eastern PA, they&#039;re normal, probably the same as anywhere else in the world. maybe because of the mine fires? what&#039;s the name of that town again (the one with the mine fires)?<BR><BR>nm googled it, Centralia.

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## What my cat can talk!

I locked myself out the other day and asked the cat to let me in.<BR><BR>He said "Me &#039;ow"<BR><BR>;-)

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