1. No one ever steals your chair.<BR><BR>2. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. <BR><BR>3. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.<BR><BR>4. People stop stealing your pens after they&#039;ve seen where you keep them. <BR><BR>5. You want to see if it&#039;s like the dream. <BR><BR>6. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse. <BR><BR>7. "I&#039;d love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants." <BR><BR>8. Inventive way to finally meet that &#039;special&#039; person in Human Resources. <BR><BR>9. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. <BR><BR>10.And...drum roll... the Number One reason to go to work naked : Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your a**e in here by 8:00!" ever again. <BR> <BR>