Defendant: Hitman<BR>Claimant: SpiderLung<BR><BR>Details of damages sought:<BR><BR>Wear and tear of left mouse button caused by unnessecery clicking due to careless and ill conceived post by the defendant. Damages in the region of $0.000000001.<BR><BR>Emotional stress brought about by the inconvenience of the above actions $50,000.<BR><BR>See you in court.
Hmmm....I can pay you for the damages to the mouse, but realize, where I come from, a hit won't cost me a dime! <BR><BR>Oh yeah, Don't forget to sue me for the amount of damages and time I cost you for taking you away from your work!!!!!<BR><BR><BR><BR>Hitman<BR><BR><BR><BR>PS. Can I just send a whole penny in the mail? I'd hate to hate to have to try to cut the darn thing up into 100000000 pieces.